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Idaho Cracks Down on Drug Trafficking
IDAHO’S GOVERNOR IS CRACKING DOWN ON DRUG TRAFFICKING IN IDAHO…
ACCORDING TO LOCAL NEWS 8, IN PREPARATION FOR THE 2022 LEGISLATIVE SESSION, GOVERNOR BRAD LITTLE ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS JOINING FORCES WITH THE IDAHO STATE POLICE IN CREATING A NEW PROGRAM TO COMBAT DRUG OVERDOSES IN IDAHO…
AS PART OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT, THE GOVERNOR REFLECTED ON HIS VISIT TO THE US-MEXICO BORDER AND EXPRESSED CONCERN ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF CONTROL THE CARTELS HAVE IN THE REGION…
FURTHER INFORMATION ABOUT THE PROGRAM WILL BE RELEASED IN THE COMING MONTHS.
Get Ready for the 2022 MLB Season
THAT’S RIGHT! GRAB YOUR PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACKS BECAUSE BASEBALL IS BACK… THANKS TO THE NEW COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT, THE SEASON WILL KICK-OFF ON APRIL 7TH, BUT THIS YEAR WILL HOLD SOME NEW TWISTS…
THE NEW AGREEMENT INTRODUCES THE CONCEPT OF A UNIVERSAL DH… ALONG WITH A DESIGNATED HITTER IN BOTH LEAGUES, THEY ALSO ADDED A FOURTH TAX THRESHOLD, AND MORE BONUS POOL FUNDS… HOWEVER, PERHAPS THE MOST NOTABLE CHANGE IS AN EXPANDED PLAYOFF FIELD…FROM 10 TO 12 TEAMS…
AS THE SEASON DRAWS CLOSER, THERE ARE STILL NEARLY 200 FREE AGENTS LEFT ON THE MARKET. NOTABLE NAMES INCLUDE FREDDIE FREEMAN, KRIS BRYANT, AND KENLEY JANSEN… STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES AS OPENING DAY DRAWS NEAR.
FOR BYU IDAHO NEWS, I’M CHANDLER GUADAGNIN.
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